Old Gregg Quotes

“Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?”

Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

“I’m Old Gregg. I’ve got a mangina.”

I’m Old Gregg. I’ve got a mangina.

“I got all things that are good.”

I got all things that are good.

“I’m going to hurt you.”

I’m going to hurt you.

“You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?”

You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?

“I’m Old Gregg, mother licker!”

I’m Old Gregg, mother licker!

“I’m a scaly man–fish. You don’t want to end up like me.”

I’m a scaly man–fish. You don’t want to end up like me.

“I’m going to protect this man–fish like a mother protects her young.”

I’m going to protect this man–fish like a mother protects her young.

“These waters are dangerous.”

These waters are dangerous.

“I’m Old Gregg, I got a man–jina!”

I’m Old Gregg, I got a man–jina!

“I’ve seen you before, don’t lie to me!”

I’ve seen you before, don’t lie to me!

“I’ve got a light–up funk helmet, I’ve got a mangina.”

I’ve got a light–up funk helmet, I’ve got a mangina.

“I’m Old Gregg, I’m a scaly man–fish.”

I’m Old Gregg, I’m a scaly man–fish.

“I don’t like to be too far from the shore, you know what I mean?”

I don’t like to be too far from the shore, you know what I mean?

“You don’t know what you’re dealing with!”

You don’t know what you’re dealing with!

“Yes, this is a local shop for local people. There’s nothing for you here!”

Yes, this is a local shop for local people. There’s nothing for you here!

“You ever drank Baileys from a shoe?”

You ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

“I’m a watercolor. I wash off.”

I’m a watercolor. I wash off.

“Do you love me?”

Do you love me?

“You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?”

You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?

“Do you love me?”

“I’m Old Gregg, I got a mangina!”

I’m Old Gregg, I got a mangina!

“I got a man–gina!”

I got a man–gina!

“I’ve got a mangina!”

I’ve got a mangina!

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