Moonstruck Quotes

“I’m in love with a wolf and I don’t even know how to talk to him.”

I’m in love with a wolf and I don’t even know how to talk to him.

“Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn’t know this either, but love don’t make things nice, it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren’t here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die.”

Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn’t know this either, but love don’t make things nice, it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren’t here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die.

“Bread, water, and air: don’t try to take it away. You’ll be left with only hunger, thirst, and suffocation.”

Bread, water, and air: don’t try to take it away. You’ll be left with only hunger, thirst, and suffocation.

“Love don’t make things nice—it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess.”

Love don’t make things nice—it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess.

“I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!”

I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!

“Snap out of it!”

Snap out of it!

“It wasn’t bad.” “I know.” “No foot.” “It wasn’t bad.” “Her foot.” “Not so terrible.” “You gotta work for a living.”

It wasn’t bad.” “I know.” “No foot.” “It wasn’t bad.” “Her foot.” “Not so terrible.” “You gotta work for a living.

“It’s ‘La Bohème.’ Only they’re all white. They’re all just a lot of dirty people.”

It’s ‘La Bohème.’ Only they’re all white. They’re all just a lot of dirty people.

“Do me a favor. I want you to love me. You love me.”

Do me a favor. I want you to love me. You love me.

“Rose, what are you doing? You’re a married woman!” “Some people actually like being married, Johnny.”

Rose, what are you doing? You’re a married woman!” “Some people actually like being married, Johnny.

“Your life’s goin’ down the toilet.”

Your life’s goin’ down the toilet.

“Do humans behave like this?” “Not many of them.”

Do humans behave like this?” “Not many of them.

“Why do men chase women?” “Nerves.”

Why do men chase women?” “Nerves.

“Bigger than life, stronger than life, stronger than we could ever hope to be.” “That’s where I know him.” “Where’s that, Ron?” “In my dreams.”

Bigger than life, stronger than life, stronger than we could ever hope to be.” “That’s where I know him.” “Where’s that, Ron?” “In my dreams.

“Feel the windmill. Feel like a windmill. Feel the f—ing windmill!”

Feel the windmill. Feel like a windmill. Feel the f—ing windmill!

“For the frost is lonely, and it flourishes alone. It’s not like a person.” “Oh, Ronny, what a lovely movie!”

For the frost is lonely, and it flourishes alone. It’s not like a person.” “Oh, Ronny, what a lovely movie!

“I asked your mother to be a wife to me.” “You asked my mother to marry you?!” “Yes, that’s right.” “Mom, he asked!”

I asked your mother to be a wife to me.” “You asked my mother to marry you?!” “Yes, that’s right.” “Mom, he asked!

“There’s something that made me doubt it, so I can’t say that I’m definitely going to go ahead and do it. See? That’s the problem.”

There’s something that made me doubt it, so I can’t say that I’m definitely going to go ahead and do it. See? That’s the problem.

“There’s a wolf in my bedroom!”

There’s a wolf in my bedroom!

“She sees how we got up in the middle of the night.” “Yes.” “She believes how people can love.” “Yes.” “She knows how we realize how desperate.” “Yes.”

She sees how we got up in the middle of the night.” “Yes.” “She believes how people can love.” “Yes.” “She knows how we realize how desperate.” “Yes.

“I could see your horrible hairy face grinning at the camera.” “But you love me, Cosmo.” “Oh, a hit man who loves his wife. Cosmo, you’re a lunatic.”

I could see your horrible hairy face grinning at the camera.” “But you love me, Cosmo.” “Oh, a hit man who loves his wife. Cosmo, you’re a lunatic.

“I’m just really scared, Johnny! Johnny, Johnny, oh, God, Johnny, I’m scared!”

I’m just really scared, Johnny! Johnny, Johnny, oh, God, Johnny, I’m scared!

“The way he walks, you’d think his pants are too tight.” “Oh, so you landed an astronaut.”

The way he walks, you’d think his pants are too tight.” “Oh, so you landed an astronaut.

“If I had no respect, I’d bottle. Look, you know better.” “Cosmo, do me a favor, okay? Don’t talk to me. You know what I’m gonna need instead is a fantasy and a little dangle.”

If I had no respect, I’d bottle. Look, you know better.” “Cosmo, do me a favor, okay? Don’t talk to me. You know what I’m gonna need instead is a fantasy and a little dangle.

“Don’t snap this machine’s picture!” “Cosmo, you’re a monstrous moon rock.”

Don’t snap this machine’s picture!” “Cosmo, you’re a monstrous moon rock.

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