“Decaf coffee is like a hairless cat. It exists, but why?”
“I like my coffee like I like my weekends: long and strong.”
“Is it just me, or does Starbucks coffee taste better when someone else is paying?”
“The only thing getting me through this meeting is the promise of a Starbucks run afterward.”
“I like big cups and I cannot lie.”
“I need coffee to help me with the amount of coffee I need.”
“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
“Coffee is my love language.”
“Starbucks baristas: the unsung heroes of the morning rush.”
“Does Starbucks coffee count as a fruit serving if it’s made from beans?”
“If you give me a Starbucks gift card, you’re really giving the gift of productivity.”
“Coffee is the answer, no matter what the question is.”
“The best part of waking up is knowing there’s Starbucks in my cup.”
“I like my coffee with a side of sarcasm, please.”
“It’s not an addiction, it’s a caffeine–based lifestyle choice.”
“Decaf? No thanks, I prefer my coffee to have a purpose.”
“My blood type is coffee.”
“Coffee and confidence, the perfect blend.”
“I’m not a morning person until I’ve had my Starbucks.”
“I’ll take a venti coffee and a side of serious attitude, please.”
“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.”
“Sorry, I don’t speak until I’ve had my Starbucks.”
“If Starbucks had a rewards program for the amount of times I’ve been here, I’d be Platinum status by now.”
“Some people meditate, I drink coffee.”
“Starbucks: where every drink order is a game of coffee roulette.”
“My coffee order is as complicated as my life choices.”
“A yawn is a silent scream for Starbucks.”
“I believe in a balanced diet: a cup of coffee in each hand.”
“I don’t need an alarm clock, I need a Starbucks delivery service.”
