“When the earth decides to do the cha–cha, you better hold on tight!”
“Earthquakes are just the earth doing the Harlem Shake.”
“I never knew I had such great dance moves until the earthquake hit.”
“The floor isn’t shaking, it’s just doing the earthquake boogie!”
“We were just having an impromptu shake rattle and roll session with the earth.”
“I didn’t know I signed up for a roller coaster ride when I woke up this morning!”
“The earth just needed a good old–fashioned shake weight workout.”
“Earthquakes are just the earth’s way of reminding us who’s boss.”
“I didn’t know Mother Nature was into breakdancing.”
“Earthquakes are like surprise parties, but without the cake.”
“Guess the earth didn’t like that last zumba move I did.”
“I didn’t know my house was on the move until the earthquake happened.”
“I must have missed the memo about the earth’s dance party today.”
“Earthquakes are nature’s way of saying ‘watch me whip, watch me nae nae’.”
“The earth decided to pull a fast one on us with the ol’ shake and jive routine.”
“I didn’t know I had a dance floor in my living room until the earthquake hit.”
“When the earth starts shaking, that’s when you know it’s time to break out the disco moves.”
“I never knew my coffee table doubles as a dance partner until the earthquake happened.”
“Now I know why they call it the ‘quake’—I felt like I was in a game of limbo.”
“I thought I was a good dancer until the earth showed me up with its moves.”
“I didn’t know a 7.0 earthquake was on the schedule today, but I guess I’ll roll with it.”
“Earthquakes are just nature’s way of testing our balance and coordination.”
“I didn’t know I signed up for a dance competition with the earth today.”
“Who knew the earth was such a fan of the macarena?”
“I guess the earth wanted to show off its power moves today.”
“I didn’t know we were having a dance party until the earth started shaking.”
“I never thought I’d be doing the moonwalk in my own living room, but here we are, thanks to the earthquake.”
“I didn’t know my house was on the tour bus for the earthquake world tour.”
“The earth just wanted to see if I had the moves to handle its shimmies and shakes.”
“I didn’t know my house was a candidate for ‘Dance Floor of the Year’ until the earthquake happened.”
