“Shaadi ke baad har baap ka dream– ‘Mere Damad Superman banega!’”
“Damad bhi kya item hai, har baar shagun mein note chhupa ke dete hain.”
“Damads are like diapers, changing them is a dirty job but someone’s got to do it.”
“Damad: The only person who can interrupt a talk between saas and bahu.”
“Shaadi mein dahej toh bahut milta hai, par ek achha damad mushkil se milta hai.”
“Aaj kal ke damad toh selfie mein nazar aate hain, par kaam par kabhi nahi.”
“Damad ho toh aisa, jaise samose ke alag se chutney.”
“Damad se zyada musibat toh sirf saas hi hoti hai.”
“Damad aur tension, dono saas ko hi aate hain.”
“Damad: the only person who can sleep through a saas–bahu argument.”
“Saas: Tumhara damad toh kamaal ka nikla! Bahu: Haan, kamaal ka kaam chhupata hai.”
“Damad ke pasandeeda dialogue– ‘Jab tak rahega samose mein aloo, tab tak rahega Damad cool!’”
“Damad ki zuban se nikla wohi baat jo saas ko sunne ko milti hai.”
“Shaadi ke pehle toh damad khud ko Shahrukh Khan samajhta hai, shaadi ke baad toh Gabbar Singh ho jata hai.”
“Damad ho toh aisa, jo saas ki har daant sunne ke baad bhi muskurata hai.”
“Shaadi ke baad har damad ko yehi kehna padta hai– ‘Mujhse na ho payega!’”
“Damad ke ghar wale toh bade hi confident hote hain, kya kya bhaithe bechare ke upar.”
“Saas ko apna beta toh kabhi chhodta nahi, par damad se kabhi kabhi pucho, woh kyun chala aata hai?”
“Damad ki pasandeeda line: ‘Aap toh meri maa jaisi hain.’”
“Damad ka kaam sirf naam ke liye hota hai, kaam toh saas aur bahu karte hain.”
“Damad: the person who brings the most entertainment to the family.”
“Damad se zyada fast toh saas ka taunt hota hai.”
“Damad ke pasandeeda hobby: saas–bahu ke jhagde ka referee banana.”
“Damad ka favourite game: ‘How to escape saas ke nazar se?’”
“Saas: Tum toh bilkul hero ho! Bahu: Zarur saas–bahu serial ka hero.”
“Damad: the only person who can handle two mothers–in–law at the same time.”
“Shaadi ke baad kaun sabse jyada surprise hota hai? Damad.” – Anonymous
“Damad: the person who believes in ‘sasural simar ka’ more than anyone else.” – Anonymous
“Aadmi ka kya hoga damad se, saas ka saasur ban jayega.” – Anonymous
